The Magical Egg

I had an egg, it hatched one day.

My finger came out the other side. You know why?

Because its a @#$%** portal!

The portal/egg took you to different eggs

My favorite egg was the chicken egg

My toe nail came ouct of it

There was a buck toothed beaver nibbling on my toe nail

He said the nail tasted like sour cream and onion

I said "damn right it does thats my toe hair, every hair is a different color and taste!"

The smelly corn chip end