Ode to Animal Abuse

When you come home from school
and the day wasn't all that good
why not take it out on Snookie?
That loud and obnoxious animal always under foot

Kick him, throw him off a bridge
Squeeze him untile he pops like bubble wrap
Throw him in the toilet, sit on the lid, and flush away
Five minutes in the microwave out to quite him up.

Wrap the villian in duct tape and douse him in gas
one match and you'll have a camp fire for the night
Grab a old pillow case, fill it with heavy stones
dump it into the nearest river and say
"Goodbye all my woes!"