Aphabetical Improb

Improb is something actor’s do, they make up stuff without a script. I am now writing to you Alphabetical Improb where Actor’s make up something in alphabetical order. This Story Might Be Kind Of Hard to read but this is About a Stepdad, a Son, and his mom.

A. “Are you just going to sit down all day,” Mr. Berkley inquired.

B. “Berkley-“Chad was cut off.

C. “Chad it’s Mr. Berkley to you,” Mr. Berkley droned.

D. “Dare me I’m so sorry, “Chad snickered sarcastically.

E. “Eggs and Bacon equal Rusty Old Pegs,” Mr. Berkley said without enthusiasm.

F. “ ‘Fraid so hope that Rusty old poet wasn’t talking about you,” Chad snapped.

G. “Grrr-,”Mr. Berkley was cut off.

H. “Hoping to become a Grizzly Bear soon,” Chad taunted.

I. “I sure am so I can put juvenile kids like you where they belong,” Mr. Berkley spat.

J. “Just a moment,” Mrs. Berkley cut in.

K. “Karrie sweetie darling why don’t you step out for a moment or two,” Mr. Berkley said seducingly.

L. “Like last time when it was only a moment or two before you, “Chad stopped.

M. “Moment or two before he what,” Mrs. Berkley asked.

N. “Nothing, nothing at all,” Chad said sweetly.

O. “Oh ok then I was just going to get some grocery’s,” Mrs. Berkley said as innocently as ever.

P. “Pineapple Cream Pie…Please,” Mr. Berkley said.

Q. “Quill pen for my homework assignment,” Chad said.

R. “Right then, a Pineapple Cream Pie for my sweetie, and a quill pen for my baby,” Mrs. Berkley rehearsed.

S. “So did you think mother was going to protect you,” Chad said menacingly.

T. “Try me,” Mr. Berkley retorted.

U. “Uh-huh so you can call the police again telling them I was beating you up,” Chad shouted.

V. “Volume is a precious thing don’t you think,” Mr. Berkley played.

W. “What do you want with me and my family,” Chad said without feeling.

X. “Xbox’s are a load of crap don’t you think,” Mr. Berkley said avoiding subject, playing.

Y. “Yes they are just like you,” Chad whispered in his ear so close so dangerously close.

Z. “Zebra’s are striped black and white,” Mr. Berkley continued before he blacked out.