gods garden

God was in his private garden ihailling the aroma of his favourite rose called peace,it was a sunny day in heaven,  ,the clouds looked like tiny marshmellows. god's garden was in full bloom the coulours were brilliant there were all the colurs of the rainbow , and more the garden was made like a huge maze, just full of roses every kind of roses was in the garden, he was waitiing for lucifer for their daily meeting, as usual lucifer was late, god had known this wooould happen, he had known him  for an  eternity, he was gods right hand man, he knew everything there is or was to know aboout heaven ,but god had wanted to build another planet, apparrently this new planet came to him in his dream, he called it earth, and like most of his inventions it rarely went the way he wanted it to ,so poor jesus god's son was stuck with a planet that was still developing,anyway god was inspecting his garden of  roses, his pride and joy it is where he came to reflect on things and have his daily meetings with lucifer,like ,today they were to discuss the situation of gods new found daughter who was on earth,living a  normal well fairly normal life, if you call looking after kids,having a carreer on top of houssework and running kids to school and helping her husband run the coomputer family business, ,lucifer was probably trying to get rid of another one night stand he picked up at the local bar where all supernatural beings,aliens and the like hung out,god had no time for hanging out in bars,plus his wife mother theresa would drag him out of the bar by his ear in front of every one she didnt care instead he had theresa would quietly read by the fire or play games, their favourite game being uno, while inspecting and pruning his favourite rose peace, god was thinking what type of woman had lucifer picked up this time and what time if he even did go to bed lucifer had a habit of picking up women having one night stand with them staying out all night drinking smoking and yahooing it up without a second thought about the consequences, until he rose about 10 am sometimes later depending on the night and woman, hen have a quick breakfast, you got it more alcohol and sometimes toast then hurredly meet  god in his gardenn of roses, to discus the progress of earth,which being the main topic of pollution, global warming,and basicly the planet dying,unfortunately neither of them could interfer,but they could get the abnormals on earth to do something,and give them the solutions to the problems,the rule was made up avery long time ago by the both of them after the noah and his ark fiasco, the new subject of god's daughter being one of it inhabitants,which theresa was still annoyed about,and still giving god the silent treatment which he understood  didnt she know that even though he is god he makes mistakes as well,if it hadn't been for gabreille he would never had known hid daugther was alive,plus he never ment to have an affair with the human it just happened,while he and his family were visiting earth which they did many times witho out any insidents,,but the last time wich if his memory is rught was 36 years ago and he made the mistake of taking lucifer with him and they ended up in a shady looking rough bar where he met his daughter's mother,in his drunken haze they had made love in the back seat of her  friends car if wasn't his normal place he would make love especially with another woman,now i'm not saying god is a prude he and theresa had a fantactic love life and he always made it excitiing so it would never get boring,but for all the time she  has been an eterity which is forever, he never drank alcohol,so when lucifer suggested that they go to bar to see how humans relaxed he should have said no and suggested to go somewhere else like the movies one human spirit had told him or take theresa dancing which was another suggestion from yet another human spirit or even taken jesus his wife mary and their adult son izah, lucifer, therea and himself to a play or muscical, that was on, but no he had to have an arguement with theresa about something stupid,as she was rigth when ever they came to earth something always happened,izah had caugth a cold on the first day so he was stuck in bed,jesus was stuck looking after him while mary had gone to the local church to see how different it was since the last time they had come to earth,so it was himself and lucifer at a loose end withh nothing to occupy them,man he should have gone to the local book store and brought more books to take them back to heaven with him