The Top Ten Reasons why Santa Should be in Jail. |
10. It is illegal in most countries to use Reindeer as draught animals, and as for torturing them with cheap imitation decorations and flashy red noses - now Santa is just taking the piss. 9. Not to mention how big of a traffic violation that is. Don't you at least need a flying permit for that sorta thing? 8. Besides, isn't there a law somewhere prohibiting all civil endangerment on mental health? I mean, for God's sake - don't tell me a fat man flying over your house in a red sledge, dragged along by panting reindeers won't disrupt the peace of mind of the townsfolk. 7. Breaking and Entering. Need I say more? 6. Where does Santa get his money? I'm sure the taxation dept will have a field day with that. 5. Ogling little children while they sleep. Now I don't care which country you're in - but where I come from that sort of behavior gets you put behind bars. 4. Giving toys to children that haven't passed EU standards. Do his Elves have a Union? I don't think so. 3. And mate, it has got to be a criminal offense somewhere for wearing a suit like that. The fashion police must be called in. 2. If you’re going to blame angry music and violent video games for a kid blowing up his school, why not blame Santa while you're at it and sue Cola-Cola instead? 1. When on earth has good intention turned out well for everyone? And if all that doesn't convince you, ponder this one: Did you know that Santa could potentially sue you if he falls down your chimney and breaks his back? |