this is an amusing ode for anyone who has experience of aging or of nursing the elderly |
I am No longer continent me bladder's upped and left so they stuck a bit of tube up me i dunno if that was best i used to be quite regular i'd go six times a day but then i started dribbling and i cant stop any way they rushed me into hospital and weighed the scene up quick then they stuck this bit of rubber right up the end of my..... pricks in the arm they gave me injections of antibiotics then they stuck me in a ward full of incontinent psychotics they wheeled me down to xray in a chair pushed by a porter but he left me bag hanging on the bed it didn't half make me eyes water i used to go down the social club boozy nights i never missed but by the time i got back home again i found me trousers i'd....... persistant drinker i was until me bladder was lost now only a half and i have to be bath'd so how much do catheters cost? technology is wonderful it moves in jumps and leaps it leapt right over incontinence and gave us that for keeps on many subjects i ponder like...i wish me willy was longer but sooner or later i'll be with me maker and i wont have a tube up me donger! |