The Land Of Ed, By Ed

WOOT YAY I'M RITING A STOREE! DIS IS WHERE ITT BEGINZ!

ONE DAY THE EDS WER BORD DEN IT STARTD RANING CHUNKY PUFFZ! YAY CHUNKY PUFFZ! DEN EDDY WAS LIKEE

'I DONT CARE ABOWT BREKFIST SEREAL I JUS WAN SUM JAWBRAKERS!'

DEN I GREW SUM BIG SPIDER LEGZ AND WALKED OVER TO DA CANDEH STOR WIT DUBBLE DEES DETH RAY! YAY! DEN I FOWND DA GUY HOO OWNS DA CANDEH STOR AN I SHOT HIM TO DA MEWN! YAY! DEN I WENT TOO DA CANDEH STOR AND NOCKED DA GLASS DOWN WIT MA SUPA STRENT AN WE ALL ATE JAWBREAKERZ AN DEN SARAH CAME AN YELLD

'I'M TELLIN MUM!' AND SHE RAN AWAI AN DEN SHEE EXPLODD BECUZ SHEE WUZ YELLIN DAT 4 ATE OURS STRATE! DEN EDDY YELLD

'YAY! SARAH'S DED! THE CURSE HAZ BIN LIFTD!' DEN A BIG SHADO THING JUMPD OF EDDY AN INTO DA SUN! YAY! DEN THA MEWN BLOO UP AN WEE ALL SELEBRATD AN LUK SKIWOCKER WUZ DARE... AND THEE EWOKS PLAYD THRILLER AND IN DE END EDDY YELLD-

"ED! Stop messing up the characters!" Eddy jumped out of the computer and beat Ed to a pulp, the end.