Uncle Cam

Uncle Cam is everyone’s go to man,
He’s also my daddy’s best mate,
When mom and dad have got a date,
He’s usually their saving grace,
Uncle Cam’s great,
He helps me differentiate,
between a male and female,
But there is some difficulty,
Since I am only three,
I scream but no one hears me,
Neighbors’ think,
I’m plagued with bad dreams,
After a couple of years,
when I can finally speak,
I tell them and they freak,
How could he?,
He’s not what they expected him to be,
They didn’t think,
Daddy’s brother would be,
attracted to babies,
So maybe,
next time they‘ll assess,
the person more carefully,
before they leave me,
with just anybody