OOARVB Episode 2

Our Attempt At RVB Episode 2: The Blue Team Storm

Red Team:
Lincoln - Armor Red
Rose - Armor Pink
Johnson - Armor Maroon

Blue Team:
Innes - Armor Sage
Leeroy - Armor Blue
Dex - Armor Teal

(outside red base)

(Johnson changing warthog tire but sounds like he’s jacking off)

Johnson: GET IN, GET IN, EXTEND, AAAAAA, COME ON, ARGH, OOOOH YEA.

Rose: You alright there Johnson?

Johnson: I’m fine, why do you ask?

Rose: Cause your fly’s undone.

Johnson: Oh..thanks..(zipper sound)

Rose: What’s that giant stain on the seat?

Johnson: A-A-I don’t know, just have more cleaning to do.

Rose: Whatever, go clean the treads on the tank!

Lincoln: Get up here maggots!(chucks grenade which blows up warthog)

Johnson: NOOOOOOO!!!(runs after flying warthog)

Lincoln: What the hell’s wrong with him?

Rose: I don’t know.

Lincoln: You don’t pay any attention do you?

Rose: Nope, just to your sister.

(Lincoln kills Rose)

(cuts to blue team in blue base)

(Dex and Leeroy storm in)

(Dex fires at red grunt faggots and accidentally kills himself)

Leeroy: Dumbass!(finishing off reds)

(two reds escape)

(Innes knocks out one, other gets away and Innes snipes his head)

Leeroy: Should we go check on Dex?

Innes: Nah, I don’t think he’s quite dead yet.

Dex: AAA, THE PAIN, AAA, HOLY SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER, AHH MY MOM.

Innes: Shut the hell up(shoots Dex)

Leeroy: Yo we really need more men!

Innes: Are you fucking joking? Are you a fucking pansy?

Leeroy: No, we are just really short on men.

Innes: I think I know what your trying to say, that can just be interpreted wrong. Yah, I’ll be sure to call for more soldiers.

Leeroy: What are you a homophobe? Just say men.

(Innes kills Leeroy)

Innes: He’s right…we really do need more men.