Frustrated Housewife is at her wits end |
Six for Supper Sorry Honey Meant to tell you Slipped my mind Been so Busy heard Him Say as He drove away I leaned against the counter filled with dirty dishes soggy cake and melted ice cream from the birthday party just the night before Beads pf perspiration clearly showed my despirationin this hopeless situation pulled my hair and leaned against the door When I viewed the proposition of a mental institution gathered courage did the dished washed the clothes and swept the floor Opened up the linen closet found the cat was there before me had three kittens precious things I shut the door Found my favorite table cloth had a large hole from a moth I will cover it with candles best I can Time to do the grocery shopping just no time for stopping having chicken cordon blue and cherries jubilee Took the time to have my hair done it's delightful cause I really looked a frightful like a witch on Halloween before I did Sandy's girl scouts needed cupcakes Robbie had to find his football helmet for the football game on Friday night we must attend Dropped my finest china platter when I heard the splash and splatter Robbie put his bullfrogs in the bat sink but they really wouldn't stink cause he washed them very carefully in the stream Donned my purple dress of satin surely nothing more could happen then I heard a ta-tap-tapping at my kitchen Door |