That Guy

That Guy

He was only ten and in grade four
When his teacher showed despise
"Who tossed that paper airplane"
The kids said, "it was That Guy"

Then at twelve and in grade six
His teacher smart and wise
Needed something from the office
So she sent up..well,That Guy

The score stood six to seven
With one out left to go
It looked like it was over
Then That Guy stole the show

The pitch was high and tight
A brush back some would claim
But That Guy somehow hit the thing
His homer won the game

The wedding bells were ringing
The knot was being tied
the name forgetting preacher said
That Guy may kiss his bride

They danced into the evening
Drank champaign by the case
And just as they were leaving
That Guy fell on his face

We could go on with this forever
Chatting bout this or that
But this coffee break is over
And That Guy must get back