Don't kid yourself

Don't kid yourself honey,
You'll always be second best
Especially in this school of
Talent and hypocrites.

But it's okay
May your fingers never
Get stiff from playing too much
Violin. And may your thighs
always touch.

May your pen never
Run out of ink
Or your bank statement be
A dozen pages long.

Bruno Mars I thank you
But actions speak louder
Than songs. Don't kid yourself
Honey, you'll always be second best.