involving ostriches and other shit

Ya know those days when you just wanna walk up to an ostrich, grab it by its scrawny feathery throat, then just bend that fucker over and smack its ass till its all black and blue? I do. Though ive never had an actual experience doing this to ANY animal, ive randomly felt like doing so. Its like those people who all of a sudden crave chocolate, or wanna cut a puppy, or kick a baby. You get the idea. We've all had strange urges, and im sure you have too, so don't even deny it. Now mind you, i've never wanted to do sexual shit with an ostrich, or any other creature except for the beautiful devine women god put on this earth to pleasure us. Usally when i get as far as 'bend over an ostrich,' people are like " BEASTIALITY IS WRONG, SICKO!!". I didnt say a damn thing about wanting to penetrate the poor animal with my gargantuan-sized wang, now did I? Nope! So the next time some arrogant dumbass wants to belittle you for expressing your urges verbally, give 'em the bird and tell them to blow you. Then kindly ask them to hear you out entirely and tell them what your urges actually mean, because chances are, its not what those assholes assumed.

Contemplate this.

JLS