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Rated: 18+ · Other · Comedy · #1767153
How and why our poor native language is going to hell.
I am getting pretty damn sick of what today's English language is becoming. I'm not a Nazi or KKK member, but I've noticed the people who speak , as I like to call it, 'fake English' the most are Mexicans and inner-city black people. Mind you, I'm not speaking for the entirety of either race, and I have most certainly seen it among my fellow Caucasians. But today as I walked down the hallway between classes, i hear some faggot-ass whiteboy call out obnoxiously 'SUP HOLMES?!?!?!' What class you got next?'. The dumbass responding beaner then says 'I got fuckin' Biology and shit'.......Am I joking? Nope! Was I having a nightmare? God please wake me up now if I am.......anyway, i continued down the hall trying not to burst into tears of laughter and sympathy.
What is pissing me off oh so royally here is that people who are perfectly capable of talking like a civilized human being would rather speak as if they want to be (and in some cases they are, but hey......what can ya do?) some stoned-off-the-ass gang member who seems to think of only sex, drugs, and 'poppin a cap in 'dem bitches'(whatever the fucking hell that means.......I wonder if they even know what it means). My point is that we have all played some part, be it big or small, in shitting and puking all over the beautiful English language, and that something MUST be done. Otherwise, future generations will be doomed to be stupid people like in that one movie Idiocracy (great movie by the way....rent it sometime) . Or in a way you said English-killers would understand: "AW shit, we be fucked nigga!"

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JLS
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