SQUIRRELS VS PENGUINS Chapter 2

One day a couple of eskimos were hunting for food. Suddenly they came a across a igloo. The Eskimos started to search inside when they saw a piece of paper attached to the wall. The Eskimos read the paper," If you are reading this you are a trespasser. If you were a penguin you would of known to take the hidden passage next to the igloo. GOODBYE!!!XD, Sincerely The Penguins." The opening to the igloo suddenly closed with titanium bars. Some spikes then came out of the ceiling and it started to descend slowly. All that could be heard were eskimos screaming for their lives while their lives flashed before them. One second all that could be heard were screams from doomed men and the next second nothing but complete and total silence. Almost immediatly after, a hidden staircase appeared. Out of it came 2 penguins. Then one said to the other, " Looks like more stupid eskimos walking into our trap". The other replied " You know, these kills are getting more and more boring". All of a sudden leopard seals hopped out the water and polar bears stomped out of a hole in the ground. Both groups of these creatures had a glowing red eye. Suddenly they all shot a red lazer at the penguins which could cut through even the strongest of materials. The penguins reacted with a backflip (matrix style) completely avoiding the lazers. One of the penguins told the creatures, " You stupid animals never learn that you will never be able to defeat us". The other penguin then took out a double-barrel shotgun and fired 2 shots. Now penguins have very advanced technology. The bullets that the shotgun shot were homing. The 2 shots killed a total of 8 polar bears. The other 5 polar bears immediately tried to flee, but the other penguin acted quickly and sliced all their legs clean off. The polar bears fell to the ground crying in pain. The leopard seals acted quickly and shot more lazers at them. The penguins slid out of the way and one of the penguins fired 3 shots with his shotgun at the seals. The seals then hopped in the air and smacked the bullets back at them with a titanium armor on their tailfins. The other penguin barrel rolled over the aimed penguin and reflected all the bullets with a tornado spin. The seals couldn't act quickly and were killed instantly. The penguins walked over to the dead leopard seals and polar bears and they proceeded to put a helmet device on them. Seconds later the seals and bears awoke and stood right up with glowing blue eyes. One of the penguins told them to go down the staircase and meet up with the general for orders. The creatures did as they were told. The remaining polar bears with their legs chopped off were still crying in pain. The penguins walked over to them and told them that they are useless to them so they must be disposed of. The penguins proceeded to strap a concrete block to each of the polar bears necks. The penguins then pushed them into the very cold ocean waving at them. The penguins returned to the base. The penguins approached their general and said, " General Bluebeak we have returned from appointing slaves to you". The general replied, " Excellent, but these stupid animals aren't helping with out master plan as much as we hoped for." " But sir, these are the only animals that even come close to our magnificent power", the penguins replied. " I know, but there must be some animals in the world that are worthy for us to enslave". Suddenly a fluffy tail caught the genera'ls eye. The general immediately yelled to everyone in the base, " I believe we have found a worthy foe to conquer and that foe is standing next to the HD TV. All the penguins started walking towards the HD TV in search of a fluffy tail that will probably not go without a fight. TO BE CONTINUED...