Godzilla

            "Jesus on shingle! How many times is Godzilla going to kick our ass?!
        Why can't we kill it? We have rockets and lasers on the back of semi's.
        Can someone come up with a gun big enough to blow his lizard butt away?"
        General Bucket was exasperated.

            "Godzilla is a product of our own irresponsible nuclear testing.
        It is also an endangered species. Unique, one of a kind, Godzilla is
        protected by the E.P.A. The use of nuclear weapons are forbidden against
        this creature." Lady GaGa answered and sipped her tea.

              "Who-what? Will someone explain why this kabuki Girl is here?"
        General Bucket swallowed an aspirin with his bottled water. This was the
        bunker and command center and very top secret.

              "Ehm. She's the cultural attache of the United Nations board of
        Avant Gaude Artists. The President asked that she be present."
        General Bucket's secretary whispered. The general's secretary was
        dressed in hot pink  and sheer blue nylons with red pumps.
       
              "Muzzy. I wish you'd wear a suite and tie." General Bucket remarked
          on his secretary's shocking Scottish attire. "Let me get this straight.
          We know Godzilla has killed thousands of people and stomped Japan
          flat, but we can't kill it?"

                "To kill Godzilla would require such destructive force, the collateral
          damage would erase civilization as we know it. Godzilla must be captured
        and studied." Lady GaGa spoke, while painting the center of her lips red;
          "You see general you are not at war. You are on safari."

                "How do we capture it? We can't even stop it." the general clenched
          his jaw at Lady GaGa. She gave a silent laugh: "Give it what it wants.
          Godzilla is a simple creature it wants to devour nuclear energy. Feed it
          our nuclear waste. There are tons of it buried all over the world."

                "A nuclear garbage disposal?" Muzzy spoke up and quickly shuffled
          some papers. . "Brilliant! We can lure it to an Island drop nuclear waste
          on it. There must be centuries of nuclear waste." General Bucket was
          so excited he slapped Lady GaGa on the butt. She giggled.

                Muzzy walked stiffly over to General Bucket. "Operation Stuff It."
          Muzzy handed the general the executive orders. The general signed them.
          Lady GaGa spun her red bamboo umbrella over her shoulder and took
          the document. "The U.N. and the President will be pleased." she said
          with a slight smile and a bow and then made tiny steps as she exited.

                "I think we've made history Muzzy." the general remarked.

                "Do you need a message?" Muzzy answered.

          General Bucket shrugged and took a nap in his lazy boy chair.



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