Job Interview

I was sitting at the table eating my favorite brand of cereal Fruity Pebbles. I was spooning the cereal to my mouth but being so nervous the cereal would be shaken so violently it would not make the short journey to my mouth. I had a job interview and it had been an eternity since I had last worked and I was flat broke. I need to look good for the interview but I cannot decide between the shirt with stripes and just a solid color shirt. Then when I finally decided which shirt I would wear I could not find my keys I normally left them in the basket next to the door. I found them in the pair of pants I had worn the day before and rushed down the street forgetting to lock the door behind me. I get to the house and I approach the woman waiting outside. She says “honey you look great today! You ready to help me pull the weeds?” “Of course grandma anything for you!”