Over the Line

      I have to laugh. Everyone thought a President had to be perfect.
  None of them are. So, they vote on a slogan or an infomercial.
  Smutty Flem was not a great name for a President. But, he got the
  office on his straight talk and firm stance on a woman's right to choose.
  President Flem first act was to legalize prostitution, which had long
  been a red herring with sin taxes. If a woman had a right to control her
  reproduction, she had the right to sell her sexual favors too.

      Heidi Robinson had immigrated to this country from Germany by
  marring an American solder. While desperate for money the couple
  decided to join the billion dollar sex industry in the USA. Heidi became
  a porn star and madame of a popular S&M club: The Turkey Stuffer.
  Her husband died in an unfortunate erotic asphyxiation with a 40 pound
  turkey. Heidi was stoic and resolute in her turkey fetish club.
  It was a deep pleasure for Heidi to see Smutty as the next President.
  Perhaps, the hours of video she had of Smutty with her turkeys would
  prove useful?

      The League Of Decency was eager to find a way to impeach Smutty.
  President Flem welcomed Heidi into the Oval Office. He was quickly affronted
  with the compromising photos. "Why are you doing this?" Smutty pleaded.
  "I want to have complete control over the Federal Rating of Standards and
  Practices in the media." she said.

        The President gulped his water. "Okay. Just don't do anything radical."
  he grovelled at Heidi's turkey baster. In a short time Heidi had removed all
  censorship from network Television. Viewers could see Alex Baldwin in full
  frontal nudity cursing using vulgar language. The ratings were astronomical.
  Television had broken the old taboos and opened its viewers to a new
  brave world of smut. Heidi found a larger market for her line of turkey sex toys.
  And many viewers praised the uninhibited entertainment.

      The League of Decency was not amused. They marshaled a recall
  campaign against President Smutty Flem. They claimed to have a moral
  majority opposed to turkey perversion. Smutty was under attack.
  Heidi comforted her friend with a gravy basting sex orgy. Her use of drum
  sticks brought tears to the President's eyes. Miraculously, The League of
  Decency failed to gather the necessary signatures to recall Smutty.
  Smutty made an announcement to reward all those women, who sell
  their bodies for sex with free turkeys. This would be his Thanksgiving pledge.
  Smutty's Presidency would leave a legacy of giblets and drum sticks for
  generations to come.

      Heidi Robinson had a statue erected in her honor: a turkey between
  her legs and baster raised up in her right hand. She was the most beloved
  S&M turkey Mistress in the world.

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