A knight's tale.

"Oh great pigeons again." "This wine has been here ten years and it still tastes awful." "Oh great here comes the main course, pigs head and chicken thats all we have around here." "Has any one been hurt by theese lances?" "Yeah you need Knight Service, they will help you out." "I clean my sword every day but can I get the blood removed? Can I heck. Does any one know how do you get blood off your sword?" "You need to use some chalk and a tiny bit of gizzered, that should get rid of it for you." "Not only do you do your exercises but you got to do them in your armour. No wonder I have felt a bit sick in the past and lost weight." "Heard of Kinght Service."