Take Everything but the Toilet

(Steve and his brother Dale walk in their apartment to realize it has been robbed)

Steve: Oh my god!
Dale: Holy FUCK Steve!!!
(both stare with side effects of moaning and groaning, after a few moments steve speaks)
Steve: I'll uhm... call the the police (exhales deeply) Just look around; See what's all missing. Try not to touch anything?
Dale: Okay Steve, stay calm- I'll look around.
(Dale comes back)
Dale: I'm missing a bunch of shit; they even took the toilet!
Steve: Well I doubt they could take a bunch of your shit AND the toilet.. (chuckling)
Dale: No Steve. They found a way.
Steve: The must have left the shit in the toilet.
Dale: Dammit our toilet is not a purse for stealing shit!
Steve: Some people are fucked up in the head Dale.
Dale: Yeah most are.
Steve: Stealing our shit and putting it in a toilet, carrying it out of here.. IN A TOILET.
Dale: The stole my shits. And the toliet.
Steve: Bitches...