Naked Women

          It's late. I'm ruminating on this ship of fools at Fox News.
    I highly recommend: ROBERT A. CARO; THE YEARS OF LYNDON JOHNSON
                                  MEANS OF ASCENT.

    In a nut shell Lyndon Johnson did whatever it took to get elected.
    He even said his opponent had sex with a pig and called another candidate a
    homosapien.

          Of course my favorite is the "Naked Woman." Get the other candidate
    in a picture with a floozie. Or you can insinuate it to the press.
    Lyndon Johnson would hire floozies to kiss rival candidates, during press
    conferences. And he bought votes too.

          Which is why I'm surprised no one in the Democrat camp has found
    Mitt Romney's love child. It was a scandal back in the Boston Globe archives.
    Mitt was quite the rakish neerdowell. His millionaire daddy offered to pay for an
    abortion. .. No investigating reporters anymore?

          I remember when Maury Povich was a reporter. He could have Mitt on his
    show; "Yes! Mitt Romney you are the father!"

          I think I'll snooze a little...

                          Mares eat oats
                          And does eat oats.
                          But, little lambs
                          Eat ivy.
                          A diddly didi do
                          Wouldn't you?


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