You Will Never Be Tiny In Ponyville: P3

Chapter Three

“And then Fluttershy and Rainbow dash left, Twilight sent you the letter and now here we all are” I Said, finishing my description of the events of the day to Princess Celestia as per her request.

I was standing on the floor in front of the Princess who towered above me like a monolithic white and gold statue, her flowing mane and tale magically sparkling above me.

It was a pretty imposing sight at first, but once the conversation started I soon discovered that she was the same fair and understanding Princess as was depicted on the show.

“You mentioned that Fluttershy stepped on you, correct?” Asked Celestia

“Well... Yeah” I replied, feeling a bit awkward about it due to my feelings about... Stuff like that

“And afterwards you were completely unharmed?”

“As far as I can tell, I guess Fluttershy must have a light step” I replied

“I think there's more to it then that...” Celestia said cryptically “So far we know that you have been teleported to Equestria from Earth, which is no mean feat, and you have also been significantly reduced in size. Also a very difficult spell, If whoever did this to you is powerful enough to do this much then it would be foolish to assume that they didn't do anything else. With your permission I would like to cast a spell on you that should detect any magical effects”

It made sense to me, so I agreed “Sure, go ahead” I replied

Celestias horn started to glow and I was covered in a white glow that lasted a few seconds before fading

“Hmm, I thought so...” Said Celestia

“What is it?” I asked, feeling anxious about what other magical effects I might be stuck with during my time here

“I will explain in a moment... But first, did you feel any pain when Fluttershy stepped on you?”

I was sort of taken off guard by the question “Um... Well Yeah, I did get stepped on” I said, figuring it was rather obvious

“Interesting...” Celestia Said, ignoring your confusion

“Allow me to cast another spell, it will only take a moment”

“Uh... Okay” I replied, I wasn't sure what she was about to do but she was Princess Celestia so I figured I could trust her.

Celestia cast another spell on me, this time making me feel a soft vibration all over my body for a few seconds before stopping, I was about to ask what she had done before she beat me to it

“There we go...” She said, raising a hoof over me.
I watched in awe and confusion as the bottom of her golden horseshoe covered my vision and shrouded me in shadow “Woah! Wait a minu-” I started, but suddenly the massive golden shoe dropped with stunning speed and with an ear-splitting clunk I was squashed flat by the cold metal surface.

I could feel my body flattening like a pancake but amazingly I didn't feel any pain, nor was I dead.

Celestias hoof moved off of me and came back down in front of her with another clunk.
As soon as the weight left me I sprang back to my original shape.

I lay there on the floor for a minute in shock, I could see Twilight staring at me with her jaw dropped.

“As you can see” Celestia started to explain, ignoring both of your reactions ”It seems as if our mysterious friend cast a third spell on you. It's called a protection spell. Usually the effects are much more subtle, however the less mass there is to protect the more protection it will provide. Given your size I would guess that there is very little that you wouldn't survive, I cast a simple spell that removed your ability to feel pain, as you clearly don't need it now”

“T-thanks” I said while still lying on the ground, my heart thumping with adrenaline and excitement

“It's worth noting that with this spell you usually don't feel pain unless you actually suffer bodily harm, so whoever brought you here must have purposefully tweaked the spell so that you felt pain in response to anything that would normally harm you if the protection spell wasn't active...” Celestia continued

“But why would somepony want Mike to feel pain when he didn't need to?” Asked Twilight worriedly

“I am not sure” Celestia replied “But it probably wasn't for Mikes benefit... And I very much doubt that whoever did this went through all this effort just to leave you outside Fluttershy's cottage”

“But that's where I ended up!” I protested “Ask Fluttershy if you don't believe me”

“Don't worry Mike, I believe you” Said Celestia “But the teleportation spell that was used can be quite... Unpredictable when you use it to pull things out of another universe, my guess is that you where supposed to end up somewhere else. But it seems our mysterious friend must have made a mistake”

“But does that mean that he or she might try to find Mike?” Asked Twilight with concern

“Most probably” Celestia answered “if you where chosen at random then perhaps they could find another human instead, but I doubt that the one responsible would want their secret getting out”

“Well seeing as I'm conversing with a Princess of Equestria it's probably a bit late for that” I pointed out

“Indeed” Replied Celestia “But I also doubt that whoever did this is aware that you have reached me so quickly, if they knew where you had ended up then they certainly would have tried to get to you sooner. Luckily Twilights library is safe from any scrying magic that might find you, as long as you stay here then you should be safe”

Twilights eyes widened slightly “Here!? But Princess... Canterlot castle is also protected from scrying, and surely that would be safer then a dusty old library in a secluded town!”

My heart sank, I thought that she was warming up to me but it seemed she still wanted me gone...

“My dear student” Celestia said “You are forgetting that there is one thing this library has that Canterlot does not”
Twilight scrunched up her face in confusion “You mean... The Encyclopedia of Ponyville?”

“I'm talking about you, my dearest student” Celestia replied with a hint of amusement

“...Me? But what's so special about me?” Twilight asked

Luckily I was able hold myself back from rattling off a rather long list of things in my mind and let Celestia answer herself

“The Individual who we are dealing with is clearly magically talented, in order to make sure Mike is safe he needs to be protected by somepony who knows how to deal with magic. My sister and I are far too busy to look after him and whilst I could give him to one of my court magicians... Well, don't tell them that I told you this, but none of them come close to your abilities”

Twilight blushed at the complement, but still didn't look too happy about the situation.
I felt terrible about forcing her into this but I doubted I could change Celestias mind if she couldn't, Plus the idea of being kept by a stranger (even if it was a pony) did scare me a bit so I kept quite.

“If you would excuse us for a minute Twilight, I would like to speak with Mike alone” Celestia said

“Certainly, I'll be upstairs if you need me” Replied Twilight as she left the room, you looked at the monolithic goddess in front of you and wonder what she had to say that she didn't want Twilight to hear.

“Earlier when you where explaining to me how you got here you told me that Fluttershy suggested that you see my student” Celestia said

She was right, I had told her that, I still wasn't sure about telling anypony about the show. Even Celestia, I just had no way of knowing what the consequences would be.

“You were lying” She finished, her face was expressionless but I could feel her eyes boring into me.
My heart dropped and I gulped in fear, Celestia had never seemed as imposing as she did at that moment

“I can detect whether ponies, or people in your case, are telling the truth or not” Celestia explained “It's how I know I can trust you... For the most part”

“I can explain!” I blurted out

“I'm listening” Celestia replied, her face unchanging

“Well, I'm the one who suggested that we see Twilight Sparkle, because I knew she was good with this sort of thing” I admitted

“I know that you weren't lying when you said you arrived here when Fluttershy found you, so how did you know about Twilight Sparkle before being told about her?”

'okay' I thought 'here we go'

“Well this might sound crazy, but there's this TV show on Earth which-”

“Ah yes, I thought so” Celestia interrupted knowingly

I blinked in surprise, I had thought that I would have to have a long and potentially disastourous discussion about how Equestria was fictional, but Celestia seemed to know exactly what I was talking about

”Uh... You know about it?” I asked

Celestia sighed before fixing you with a much softer gaze “If I tell you about this, you must promise not to tell anypony... Especially Twilight Sparkle...”

“Sure, I promise” I said, wondering where this was going

“A few years ago a young woman entered Equestria via her own means... She wouldn't tell me how she got here, only ensuring me that no other humans could get here the same way. In any case this woman introduced herself as Lauren Faust and requested that I allow her to make something called a “television show” based on the lives and adventures of the elements of harmony. This show was to be aimed at human fillies, she said that it would help teach them the values of friendship. I don't usually deal with humans out of caution but this arrangement seemed harmless and I admired her goal, so I agreed. I gave Miss Faust a detailed account of the elements of harmony as well as an account of their battle against Nightmare Moon and Discord... Also... And I am not proud of this... I also gave her copies of Twilights friendship reports”

I had to take a minute to let all of that sink in.

'Well I guess I’m not in a coma' I thought 'unless my subconscious has a much wilder imagination then I gave it credit for'
In any case it certainly explained a lot, even though it was completely ridiculous.

“So you gave her Twilights friendship reports without asking?” I asked, I wasn't sure how private Twilight considered those reports to be but I figured it would be safe to assume that she wasn't expecting someone to make a TV show out of them.

“I know I should have asked her first but... I just didn't want her to get wrapped up in human affairs, I mean no offence to your species as a whole when I say this but... Some of you can be very dangerous and mistrustful”

“No your right, some of us can be quite dangerous...” I replied, imagining what could happen if Earth found out about Equestria... Nations might try to invade it for resources, muslim terrorists might try to bomb ponies for not obeying Sharia law... Not to mention the immigration and possible foreign diseases that could be brought with it.



“I figured that as long as this so called televison show was airing on Earth nopony in Equestria would know about it, and all the humans that watched it would just assume that it was mere fiction... I would have preferred it if Twilight had thought the same about humans... I never expected one of you to show up on her doorstep however...” Celestia explained

“You should probably tell her this you know” I said before realising that lecturing a thousand year old goddess might not be such a good idea.
She didn't seem offended however “You are correct of course” She said “I will tell her eventually, but I would like it to be on my own terms, will you keep your promise?”

“Well, I already gave it so I guess I'll have to” I replied

“Thank you Mike, but one last thing. How much of this show have you watched?”

“Like... Every episode that's out... I'm kind of obsessed with it to be honest” I replied

“I see, well that could be a coincidence, but maybe it has something to do with you being here... Is there anything else that seems significant to your situation? Anything at all?”

Uh oh... She caught me out, my desire for shrinking was probably an even bigger coincidence then my love of the show... And I knew I couldn't lie to her this time.

“Well... There might be something...” I said hesitantly “It's sort of... Private though”

Celestia gave a comforting smile “I have been around for thousands of years” She said “There is little you could say to me that you need feel embarrassed about, and any relevant information could be important”

I guess I had no excuses “Okay, but this time you have to promise not to tell anyone“

“I promise that whatever you say will not leave this room” Celestia said

“Well... I've kind of always wanted to be this small... It's sort of a fetish of mine...” I explained nervously

Celestia raised an eyebrow at this, but fortunately didn't seem put off or angered by it like I had feared

“I see...” She said seemingly lost in thought “I have heard of this... And I very much doubt that it is a coincidence... Perhaps the one who brought you here has similar desires...”

“You mean somepony brought me all the way to Equestria to make me a human plaything?” I asked rhetorically “I guess that would explain a lot...”

“I can't be sure of course... But if I am right then it is fortunate that the spell failed... It is likely that you wouldn't enjoy what this pony had in store for you if they wished you to feel pain, and I'm sure that if you had ended up in their possession then you would never be able to return to Earth unless they desired it...” Celestia said before chuckling to herself “It's ironic that you ended up with my student instead...”

“What do you mean?” I asked

“Oh, I'm sure you'll find out soon enough...” Celestia replied “Now unless there is something else you wish to discuss, I think we are done here”

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“Are you sure he wouldn't be safer in Canterlot?” Twilight asked desperately as Celestia walked back to her chariot, Mike had been left in the library to keep him safe from scrying magic “There's way more security there!”

“Guard ponies won't pose much of a problem to somepony as magically adept as the pony we're dealing with” Celestia replied without breaking a step

“But I don't have any experience looking after something that small! What if I do something wrong?”

“I'm sure you can handle it, and if you need any advice I’m sure that your friend Fluttershy will be more then happy to help you” Replied Celestia “And besides, the protection spell makes Mike nearly indestructible. You could step on him, sit on him, even swallow him whole and he would be absolutely fine. Why, You could do anything you want with him”

Twilights head swam with visions of her doing all these things before she snapped herself out of it, groaning internally.
That was exactly what she was afraid of, how could she resist her temptations now? After seeing her mentor Squash Mike flat without injuring him at all...

She wanted nothing more then to do the same...

And much, much more...

But she still didn't want to be found out, everypony would think that she was a freak! And what if Celestia found out? She might disown her as her faithful student and she would become a street beggar, asking for bits in exchange for sexual favours!

Or worse...

She would be sent back to... Magic kindergarten!

Even if Mike didn't tell anyone, there was no way he could understand her feelings about this situation... She was sure he would hate her for it, and even though she had just met him for some reason she just couldn't bear that thought.

“If you have any problems just send me a letter, as always. Farewell, my faithful student” and with that Celestias chariot flew back to Canterlot, leaving Twilight Sparkle to look back towards the library with a sigh.

This wasn't going to be easy...

But then again, maybe it wouldn't be too bad.
She had someone from another world in her library, there was so much to learn about him!

Hopefully if she just focused on asking him questions then it would be easier to ignore her feelings.
She walked back into the library and found Mike sitting on a table where she had left him.

He looked so small and adorable... And vulnerable, but she ignored that thought and stuck with her plan

“So...” She said awkwardly “I guess you're staying with me now...”

“I guess so...” Mike replied “Uh... Listen, Twilight... I can tell you don't want me here, so I'll try not to be a burden. I'm sorry you had to be stuck with me...”

Twilights heart sunk, she had been so preoccupied with getting Mike away from her for his own safety that she didn't realise the impression she was giving him, he probably thought she hated him or something...

She had to remedy the situation

“No, don't be sorry!” She said “I should be sorry.. I know I haven't been very... Receptive of you, but it's just... it's hard to explain, I've been under a lot of... Stress lately and this kind of came out of nowhere... But I'm happy you're here now” She explained, and much to her surprise it was the truth, her investigative side had taken over once again, (at least for now) so she decided to take advantage “Could you please tell me about Earth now?”

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I had spent the rest of the night talking about Earth.
Twilight had asked me a lot of questions about it and I was able to ask her about Equestria.

I made sure to ask about the basics first, even though I already knew most of it
to keep my promise to Celestia.
But I did manage to learn a lot of new stuff as well, Twilight being the knowledgeable mare that she is.

I was so happy to find out that Twilight didn't hate me, I guess I was being a bit paranoid... This was a pretty large responsibility at short notice after all, I’m not sure how I’d react if I suddenly had a shrunken person dumped on me... I'd probably be jealous, but hey that's just me.

Twilight Sparkle wasn't like that... There was no way she could understand how I felt about this situation, especially after the incident with Celestia, being squashed flat without any pain or injury was probably the most exhilarating thing that ever happened to me, if only I could of felt the soft underside of a hoof instead of cold metal...

If only it where Twilight Sparkles hoof...

But I shouldn't be fantasizing about that, not when it's this close to reality. I still didn't want to be found out, Princess Celestia might not be bothered by it but as she had said herself she was thousands of years old, that's got to help give somepony an open mind.

I wasn't sure how most ponies would react to it however, Especially Twilight...

But if an opportunity came along to stage an “accident” then I couldn't be sure if I would be able to help myself... After all I was invincible!
It felt pretty cool to be able to say that, even if I was only inches tall.

Hell, especially when I was only inches tall! This situation was really taking a turn for the better, but I shouldn't get too excited about it. After all, just talking to Twilight Sparkle was enough for me at that moment.

“Wow, it's really gotten late” Twilight said as she looked out of the shattered remains of her window before letting out a huge yawn, I couldn't help staring into her gaping mouth as she did so, so much for not getting excited...

“We should get some sleep” She said

I nodded in agreement and to my delight I was wrapped up in Twilights magic once again as I was lifted into the air, Twilight took me upstairs and into her room.

“I haven't got a bed your size... Obviously, but maybe you could take Spikes bed... It's a bit big but I don't think that will matter”

”That's fine, thank you Twilight” I replied, I would have much rather slept in her bed of course but boy would that be weird to ask so Spikes bed would have to do

“Do you want me to take your clothes while you sleep?” Twilight asked “I could probably get Rarity to clean them tomorrow, she's a dressmaker here in Ponyville”

“Well, I don't really have anything else to wear...” I explained

Twilight gave me an odd look “That's okay, it's not like your going anywhere... Just take them off and I promise you'll get them back soon, I have to admit I’m kind of curious to see what you look like without them, you're the first human I’ve ever seen after all”

Wow... I knew Twilight had no idea how humans felt about nudity (ponies where naked most of the time after all) and her intentions where just born of innocent curiosity, but her talking about wanting to see me naked so casually made my cheeks burn red with embarrassment

“Uh... I don't... I mean uh, Humans don't really like to be naked in public... It's kind of a privacy thing” I explained awkwardly

Twilight suddenly looked worried “Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't offend you did I?”

“No, it's okay... But I think I would rather keep my clothes for now... Maybe you could get Rarity to make me some more?” I said

“Certainly” Twilight said “I'll sort that out tomorrow, you can still take them off tonight though... I promise I won't look” and with that she turned to her bed, allowing me a view of her flank which I couldn't help but stare at as she walked 'great' I thought 'now I’m a hypocrite' I sighed as I took off my clothes.

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Rainbow Dash hit the side of the building with a loud thud.
She groaned as she picked herself up from the crash, it was the fourth time today that she had hit something while training to fly without the crutch of sight, better then yesterday but still...

She was starting to think it wasn't such a good idea, maybe she should just go back to working on her latest trick instead...

Rainbow Dash took a look at the building she had just crashed into, Sugarcube corner.
She decided to take a break and see if Pinkie Pie was there, she had done enough practice for a while anyway.

“Hey Dashie!” Pinkie exclaimed cheerfully as Rainbow Dash walked into the room
“I'm just putting the finishing touches on my famous Pinkalicious muffins!”

“I didn't know you made famous muffins” Dash said, impressed

“Well, they're not famous yet, but they will be when everypony knows about them!” Pinkie said confidently

“Well... Yeah, that's kinda what famous means” Rainbow Dash replied

“Exactly!” Said Pinkie “and that's why my muffins will be famous!”

“Uhuh...” Rainbow said ”well they do look pretty cool, can I have a taste?”

“Sorry Dashie, but these muffins are for a special occasion, I'm saving them for my next party!”

'Yeah, cos Pinkies parties are so occasional...' Rainbow thought to herself sarcastically

”Hey, that's cool” She said anyway “I was just flying by and decided to come in and see how you where doing, I haven't seen you for a while”

“I know, what have you been doing? I bet you’ve got a ton of super cool new tricks down your hooves!” Pinkie said excitedly

“Pfft, I wish” Rainbow replied “I've been trying to fly with my eyes closed since yesterday but it hasn't been working very well...”

“Well no wonder!” Pinkie said ”You can't see anything with your eyes closed, silly!”

“I know Pinkie, that's the point!” Rainbow Dash explained “If I can navigate by focusing on wind current alone then I'm sure to impress the wonderbolts! But I keep crashing into everything... I even smashed one of Twilights windows again yesterday...”

“Don't worry! Twilight has more then one window, she can just use one of her other ones!” Pinkie offered

Rainbow Dash looked at her friend in confusion, wondering if she was joking or not, she never really could tell with Pinkie Pie...

“She didn't mind too much anyway” Dash explained “She was too busy trying to help some talking monkey from outer space or something”

Pinkie stopped what she was doing and let out a mighty gasp “There's a talking monkey in Ponyville!?” She cried ecstatically “I love monkeys! The way they swing through the trees with their tails and ride tiny bicycles!”

“I don't think it rides bicycles” Said Rainbow Dash “And I don't think it even has a tail either... In fact it was pretty weird looking altogether”

“Oh, silly Dashie! You're talking about an ape! They're the ones that don't have tails!” Pinkie Pie explained

“Whatever” Rainbow Dash said dismissively “I think Twilight said it's name was Hue or something... Hue Man I think”

“Do you know what this means!?” Pinkie Pie yelled at Rainbow Dashes face

”Somebody is new to Ponyville! I can start planning my next party! In fact, if he's from outer space, that means I can welcome him to Equestria! That's two parties in one!”

“That's great Pinkie...” Rainbow Dash said, already starting to regret mentioning Hue

“Gotta go, see ya!” pinkie said as she raced to the door “Wait! Where are you going?” Rainbow Dash asked

“I've gotta go see Hue Man and ask him what kind of streamers he likes!” Pinkie replied as she raced out the door.

Rainbow Dash sighed, now standing alone in the shop.

She looked at the muffins on the counter, now left unguarded.

“Hmmmm... I guess one couldn't hurt...” She said to herself as she reached for a muffin

“Don't you dare touch those muffins!” Pinkie Pie said as she leapt up from under the counter, nearly giving Rainbow Dash a heart attack
“Gotta go, see ya!” She continued without missing a beat before racing out the shop a second time.

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“But if the pistons move up and down from explosions, wouldn't that damage the rest of the vehicle?” Twilight asked

I was once again explaining my world to her, sitting on a large cushion designed for a pony to sit on while Twilight lay down on a cushion opposite mine.
But before I could answer her question we were suddenly interrupted by a knock on the door.

“Oh excuse me, let me just get that...” Twilight said as she went to open the door, however as soon as she touched the handle the door suddenly burst open, slamming Twilight into the wall as a Pink blur whizzed past her

“Hey Twilight! I heard there was someone new in town!” She said ecstatically, stopping just in front of the chair I was sitting on and affording me a view of her rather plump rear, it wasn't really what I expected my first real life view of Pinkie Pie to be but I had to admit; it wasn't the worst sight in the world

“Hey where is Twilight? Oh well, guess I'll just sit here and wait for her”

Your eyes widen, you know you should cry out for her to stop but... Screw that! when else am I gonna get a chance to- OOOmpH!

I was completely smothered by pink flesh as Pinkie Pie sat on my tiny frame, crushing me under her left flank cheek.

The feeling was incredible, like being smashed between two pillows but much warmer.
I was quickly coated in Pinkies sweat that she must have gained from running here, making my body wet and sticky, much to my shameful delight.

But this posed an unexpected problem, although I couldn't suffer any injury or pain from this, It seemed that my body unfortunately still required oxygen.
Something that is rather hard to come by when I'm being smothered beneath a pink ponies posterior, I felt the need to breath taking over.

I desperately tried to suck in air but just ended up sucking Pinkies flesh and tasting her sweat, strangely it tasted sugary instead of salty but that was hardly important at the time.
I struggled frantically to try to let her know I was down here, was this really how my life was going to end?

Being Suffocated by a pink pony because I was too horny to stop her from sitting on me?

How could I be so stupid!?

But suddenly, just before I felt like I was going to pass out I felt the pressure decrease as Pinkie Pie stood up again.

But surprisingly I didn't feel Pinkies flank lift off of me like I had expected, instead I felt the cushion drop from under me as I was lifted with Pinkies flank, it seemed that the sweat had managed to stick me to her flank cheek!
I managed to at least free my head and gasped frantically for air.

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Twilight pulled herself off of the wall and brushed herself off

“Pinkie, at least wait until I...” Twilight started before she seeing that Pinkie Pie was sitting on one of the cushions...
The one that Mike was sitting on!

“Oh there you are Twilight! Rainbow Dash told me you had a talking monkey here, but then she said it didn't have a tail, so I told her it must be an ape! But I don't see any apes or monkeys here” Pinkie Pie said, still sitting on the cushion.

Twilight just stared at her in shock, her heart was pounding furiously.
Seeing her friend sitting on that cushion with the knowledge that Mike was under there excited her beyond belief.

It was worse then the incident with Celestia!
She had never felt as jealous of Pinkie Pie then she was at that moment, but she knew she had to put a stop to this.

“P-Pinkie...” She stuttered , feeling extremely embarrassed by the situation

“Maybe it was a prank” She said whilst narrowing her eyes

“Pinkie!” Twilight said more desperately

“Or maybe it was a cunning ruse to steal one of my Pinkalicious muffins!”

“Pinkie Pie!!!” Twilight yelled at the top her lungs “Get off the cushion!!!”

Pinkie Pie stood up “what's the matter Twilight?” Pinkie asked innocently

“You just sat on Mike!” Twilight explained as she rushed towards Pinkie

Pinkie Pie suddenly looked worried “Oh no! What's mike? Is it like that magic powder I sat on before that made me green for a week!? I like being Pink!!” Pinkie cried as she quickly turned around to check the cushion she was sitting on.

Twilight gasped as Pinkies flank faced her to reveal Mikes tiny body plastered to one of her flank cheeks in an admittedly comical starfish pose, but couldn't muster the wits to say anything before Pinkie turned to face her again.

“I don't see anything here...” Pinkie Pie said as she turned around to notice Twilight staring at her intently.
Pinkie Pies expression turned softer as she smiled cheekily

“Oooooh... Are you trying to sneak a peek at my flank?” Pinkie asked in a coy tone “I didn't know you where into mares Twilight”

Twilight narrowed her eyes dangerously “Pinkie! I am NOT into mares!” Twilight said angrily “I'm trying to tell you that Mike is stuck to your flank!”

“Aaaah!” Pinkie screamed, brushing her hooves against her flank “Get it off get it off!” Twilight rolled her eyes as a small figure dropped off of Pinkies flank, 'well thank Celestia that's over' She thought.

But before she could do anything else Pinkie Pie, who was still convinced that Mike was some kind of dangerous magical artefact started to violently stomp on the tiny human.

Twilight could only watch in abject horror and fascination as Pinkie jumped around stomping Mike with whichever hoof came closest to him

“Take that! Evil colour changing magi-Woah!” Pinkie started before being pushed away by a purple telekinetic field, Twilight rushed over to the small human after knocking Pinkie away

“Are you okay Mike?” She asked

“Yeah... I'm uh, totally... Fine...” Mike replied slowly, she could tell he was in shock, he must have been traumatized by the experience!

“Um... Twilight... That's not evil magic is it?” Pinkie said as she approached the scene gingerly.
Twilight shot Pinkie a furious glare

“No Pinkie it's not!” she growled “This is a human who I was trying to help! But now he's going to hate ponies forever because of you!”

“Oh my gosh! I'm so so super sorry! I didn't know you where alive! Rainbow Dash didn't tell me you where so tiny...” Pinkie Pie Explained while laying down next to Mike who had already recovered enough to stand

“That's okay... It was just an accident, and I'm still fine” Mike replied

“Are you sure?” Twilight asked “I actually could make her green you know...”

“Eeep!” Pinkie gasped in fright

“No really, uh... Can we just forget this happened and start over?” Mike asked

'Yeah right, like I could ever forget this...' Twilight thought, but she just smiled nervously ”Sure... Uh, hey Pinkie what's up?”

“Oh hi Twilight!” Pinkie said happily as if she had just arrived “I just repeatedly stomped on someone by accident, and now I want to throw him a party to make up for it!”

“Pinkie you're not supposed to... Oh never mind, I'm afraid Mike can't go to any parties, he has to stay here in the library at all times” Twilight explained as she picked Mike up with her magic and carefully put him on her head next to her horn.
This was merely to keep him safe from Pinkies antics, but as soon as she felt the tiny human standing in her hair it made her feel almost giddy from the sensation, but she tried to ignore it and continued to pay attention to Pinkie Pie instead.

“No problem!” Pinkie retorted “We'll just have the party in the library! Just like your welcome to Ponyville party! Remember that Twilight? Wasn't it fun!?”

“Well... I don't know Pinkie, I don't really want to draw too much attention to Mike being here...”

“Why not?” Pinkie asked

“It's a long story... But we think somepony might be looking for him, and I don't think they mean well” Twilight explained

“Oh, don't worry! I’ll have a secret party! I'll only invite ponies we can absolutely trust!” Pinkie said

“I really don't think that's a good idea Pinkie...”

“But Twilight!” She moaned desperately “I have to throw Mike a welcome to Ponyville party and a welcome to Equestria party AND a sorry for sitting on and repeatedly stomping on him party! That's three parties at once!! You can't shut down three parties!!!” She finished, giving Twilight an eye watering puppy dog stare.

Twilight sighed, she knew that Pinkie Pie wouldn't leave this alone until she agreed

“Well... I guess you could throw a small party... But make sure-” She started, but before she could finish Pinkie Pie gave an excited cheer before running to the door

“Thanks Twilight! And don't worry, Pinkie Pie will keep this party on the down low!” She said before slamming the door behind her.

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“What's the matter Twilight?” I heard Pinkie Pie ask from my position on her flankcheek, I still couldn't move, but now that I could breath I wasn't even sure I wanted to

“You just sat on Mike!” Came Twilights voice

“Oh no! What's mike? Is it like that magic powder I sat on before that made me green for a week!? I like being Pink!!” Pinkie cried as I felt the massive mare turning, I almost felt like throwing up from the speed I was moving at, but luckily I didn't.

I heard what sounded like a gasp behind me, I couldn't turn my head around enough to see but I guessed that Twilight had spotted me.
I suddenly felt very embarrassed by my predicament, but I didn't have much time to dwell on the feeling as the great pink flank I was attached to whizzed around sickeningly fast once again

“I don't see anything here...” Pinkie Pie said, I started to wonder why Twilight hadn't said anything yet, maybe she was too freaked out by the situation.

I wouldn't blame her, it was pretty ridiculous.

”Ooooh... Are you trying to sneak a peek at my flank?” Pinkie asked, I tried not to burst out laughing at the accusation “I didn't know you where into mares Twilight”

“Pinkie! I am NOT into mares!” Twilight said angrily “I'm trying to tell you that Mike is stuck to your flank!”

Suddenly my ears nearly burst as Pinkie Pie screamed, and I saw a pink hoof hastily heading towards me, I was still completely stuck as I was crushed between the sole of Pinkies hoof and her flank as she frantically tried to scrape me off

“Get it off get it off!” I heard Pinkie cry frantically, it only took seconds before I was free falling toward the hardwood floor of the Library, I landed with a splat, still covered lightly in Pinkies sweat.

'Well that was an experience I'll never forget' I thought 'It may have been life threatening, but it sure was fun... Scary, butt fun'

But little did I know the fun wasn't over, as soon as I opened my eyes I saw Pinkies rear hoof rapidly descending onto me only to squash me flat with a loud boom.

There was far more pressure then when I was sat on, the sole of Pinkies hoof may be soft but it wasn't anything compared to her flabby rear...
And I don't think I need to explain how much softer the cushion is than the wooden floor, It made me very grateful of Celestias spell.

The hoof lifted instantly and I saw Pinkie leap into the air only to find another hoof dropping above me.
My body was again flattened as I felt Pinkies entire weight slam into me for a second before being replaced by another hoof.

Pinkie Pie was jumping in circles above me, crushing me with a random hoof each time she landed, the sweat from her flank was slowly being replaced by a smellier coat of hoof sweat as I lay there unable to move.

All I could do was try to breath in every time her hoof lifted before the air was pushed out of me by a crushing hoof, I couldn't believe what was happening to me!

Each time pinkies hoof landed on me I felt waves of pleasure run through me.
It took all the mental discipline I had to contain myself, I knew if I couldn't it would be a rather embarrassing way to be found out.

Just as I felt that I couldn't hold on any longer I saw the giant pink pony get pushed away by purple magic and my vision of stomping pony was replaced by Twilights face

“Are you okay Mike?” She asked, her warm flower scented breath beating down on me gently, almost exciting me as much as Pinkie Pies treatment

“Yeah... I'm uh, totally... Fine...” I said slowly, trying to calm myself down and horribly failing to sound inconspicuous about it.

“Um... Twilight... That's not evil magic is it?” You heard Pinkies voice approaching you from behind.

Twilight shot her a furious glare “No Pinkie it's not!” she growled “This is a human who I was trying to help! But now he's going to hate ponies forever because of you!”

“Oh my gosh! I'm so so super sorry! I didn't know you where alive! Rainbow Dash didn't tell me you where so tiny...” Pinkie Pie Explained while laying down next to me, I looked at her sad expression.

I sure as hell wasn't about to tell her how much I just enjoyed that but I doubt I could hold a grudge even if I hadn't.
Besides, I was terrible at feigning anger so I just decided to feign forgiveness instead.

“That's okay... It was just an accident, and I'm still fine” I replied

“Are you sure?” Twilight asked “I actually could make her green you know...”

“Eeep!” Pinkie gasped in fright

As amusing as that might be, I refused “No really, uh... Can we just forget this happened and start over?” I asked, I knew I wouldn't be able to forget what just happened for as long as I lived...

Nor did I really want to, but I would certainly be happy to never have to speak of it again.

Twilight smiled nervously ”Sure... Uh, hey Pinkie what's up?”

“Oh hi Twilight!” Pinkie said happily as if she had just arrived “I just repeatedly stomped on someone by accident, and now I want to throw him a party to make up for it!”

Suddenly I found myself unexpectedly wrapped in Twilights magic, this surprised me as she had never picked me up without warning before.
But I certainly didn't mind.

I could hear her continuing to talk to Pinkie Pie as she lifted me but I wasn't paying any attention to what she was saying, instead wondering what she was doing with me.

I soon found out as I was placed on Twilights head next to her horn, I was instantly enthralled by the scent of her hair.
I wasn't sure if it was shampoo or her natural scent but it smelled like rich lavender and put me in a state of relaxation as I sank into her soft hair...

Forget Pinkie Pie, this was heaven, and it wasn't even sexual this time.

It was just... pleasant, I sighed as I relaxed between the pink and purple strands of hair and forgot all of my troubles...

“Uh... Mike?” I was suddenly interrupted by Twilight

“Oh! Uh, What?” I asked, having paid no attention to the conversation

“I said I'm sorry about Pinkie Pie... You are okay right?”

“Yeah... I'm great” I replied, hardly paying attention.
Unfortunately Twilight took that as a cue to lift you out of her hair and in front of her face so she could talk to you properly, I felt robbed of my happy place. But I suppose it couldn't last

“Well I should really get going to Rarities now if you wanted those new clothes... Will you be okay on your own for a while?” Twilight asked “Rarity will probably have to come back with me and take some measurements so I shouldn't be long”

I didn't want her to go but I also didn't want to be stuck wearing the same clothes for days, especially now that they where covered in Pinkies sweat

“Okay... Just come back soon” I said

Twilight smiled warmly and walked upstairs, still holding you with her magic.
She placed you on her writing desk

“You'll be safe here, and don't worry. I’ll be back as soon as possible” She said as she walked down the stairs, leaving me to sit alone on the desk.

To be continued.