The mistaken wand

Looking for my brand new fairy godmother wand. I had been waiting for it to be delivered for three months. The telephone was ringing so I went to answer it. But when I came back it was gone. I started to panic, looking everyone. Looking under packaging it came in, the instruction papers, and the see through plastic box like shape that it had sat in before it disappeared. I started to panic more than a little bit. I started to sweat, my face was started to get real hot, anxiety was going through my. There’s no way that I could have lost it. Then the thought ran through my mind. The windows are open those dang fairies stole it. I knew there was a reason they had been lingering around my place. They just wanted to get there tiny little hands on my wand. It was the original one wand of the fairy godmother from the movie Shrek. My intentions were to threaten to chop their wings off but I changed my mind. After all they are sweet little fairies. So I decided to go easy on them. When I got to the tree that belonged to the three of them I saw that the light was on so I decided to tap on it. Twinkle came to the door and greeted me politely. I asked all three of the nicely if they had taken my brand spanking new wand and they said no. They didn’t even know that I had one. But if they were to see it they would let me know. I yelled at them and told them they knew where it was.

Then as twinkle was slapping the door behind me she “yelled out its in your back pocket you moron!”