Lazarus is NOT dead?

            "Your telling me you can't die?" Terri smirked at her boyfriend.

            "Yeah. It's a freaky thing. I've been in car accidents and a buddy
            of mine accidentally set me on fire, but nothing happened."
            Lewis smiled back and sipped his beer.

            "That's so not true. You're such a liar!" Terri shook her ponytail
            indignantly.

            "Okay. I'll walk into traffic and prove it." Lewis stood up from the
            bus bench and jay walked into the midday traffic.
            Terri screamed as Lewis was struck by a Honda Civic and then run over
            by a delivery truck as the A bus pulled into the stop.

            Terri ran out into the now gridlocked traffic, looking for Lewis.
            "Oh, God! Lewi? Are you okay?" she whimpered.

            "Yeah. I'm fine." Lewis popped up behind her and Terri peed
            a puddle in the road.

            "That's not funny! You-you could have given me a heart attack."
            Terri slipped off her soaked nickers and wiped herself with some
            Subway napkins. Lewis gave a snotty laugh and asked for a napkin.
            She punched him in the nose and then handed him a napkin.

            "Do you believe me now?" Lewis asked, holding the napkin on his
            his bloody nose.

            "Are you God?" Terri replied as they scuttled through the traffic wreck.

            "Ah-I don't think so. I mean, I'm not smart enough to be God and I can't
            walk on water or heal anyone." Lewis was covered in his blood, but
            his wounds had healed without scars.

            "Maybe, we could make some money from this?" Terri stared at her
            boy friend in amazement. "You could be a motorcycle stunt guy,
            like Evil Kenevil."

            "Okay. But, where do we get the money to buy a motorcycle?"
            Lewis queried with a chuckle.

            "I have some pantyhose in my purse. Put this over your head
            and go into that bank and rob it." Terri said with a big toothy smile.

            "Sure." Lewis walked over to the bank at the corner and demanded
            money from the teller. He said he had a bomb under his jacket.
            The teller put $1,500.00 dollars in his purse, then he ran around the
            block and returned to the bus bench.

            "Nobody followed me." Lewis said panting.

            "That's awesome. You changed your jacket?" Terri asked.

            "I turned it inside out." Lewis looked at the bus arriving, it's
            heading was their route. "Perfect!" he said and walked onto
            the bus with his girl.

            Police cars blocked the bus. "Ah-I think they found us." Lewis
            said sadly to his girl. "I can't go to prison Lewis. Just don't tell
            them about me." Terri cried. "Okay.. I'll say I hid the money."
            Lewis stepped off the bus with the rest of the passengers.

            But, the police weren't interested in the bus. They had blocked off
            the road in front of the bank. The passengers went back on the bus
            and the bus continued on.

            "What the hell just happened?" Terri gasped, looking back at all
            the police cars.

            "I told you I'm lucky. I blew up the bank and walked right through
            the blaze." Lewis answered with a big toothy smile.

            "You-you could have told me." Terri looked at the money in her purse
            it was singed. 'Oh! Will have too wash this. I love you." she whispered.
            They kissed and planned their motorcycle show.

           
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