"Emergency Warnings! Read Your Labels."

WARNING! DO NOT use shampoo to wash your hair in the shower!

I feel it is important to share this critical health information with you all.

When you rinse your hair, after shampooing, the product runs down over your entire body. The label clearly states in bold print: "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

I don't understand, why I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower every day! No wonder, I have been gaining weight!

I threw away the shampoo, and I started showering with 'Dawn Dish-washing soap.' Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved! Right? If I don't answer the phone, it's because I am in the shower!