Edible S*@#

Who thought this was smart? Who allowed this to happen?

"Oh, let's take this chocolate cake and make it not a cake." What?
"As a matter of fact, let's not even put icing on it, just make it damp and flat." No.

Shit. Edible shit.
Barely.

Add all you want, and it still looks like a flat turd. Feels like one too.

Oh, yeah enjoy those half digested nuts. That creamy chocolate filling really coats the mouth. Bet that deliciousness lingers, right?

Don't come near me with that shit in your teeth.
Go brush 'em, now you got shit flecks in the toothbrush for days.
Hard to get rid of shit, ain't it?
Thought you learned the day you had to clean it out of the grooves of your shoe, but no, you go and put it in your mouth.

Ain't no reason for it.

They even named them for what they are.

Turds.
Crap.
Feces.
Dingleberries.
Butt Nugget.
Ass Apple.
Chocolate Bread Loaf.
Tootsie Roll.
Poop.
Dookie.
Brownie.

Frakin' brownies. Why do you exist?
Shit squares that folks go apeshit over.

I don't get it.

Next thing you know Folks are gonna be enjoying Toe Flakes and Pube Strings.