If Verners had alcohol

If Vernors had alcohol
I'd be under the table
Then drink some more
As soon as I was able.
If I had a fountain of coffee
And a do nut tree
Then I'd be as happy as could be.
But coffee is made with a ground up roasted bean
And donuts come --
From a store!
So when the box is empty, there is no more.
But a p.b.j. is just as good
Peanut & jelly on bread
Is fuel in the belly.
I walk my dog on half a cup

Pets are toddlers
They never grow up!
If pasta grew in a swamp
I'd eat it up before it got damp.

If my dog could fly
Oh My, Oh My!
He'd chase the squirrels thru the trees
Not wrap the leash round my knees.
He doesn't but
I had to have a rhyme that time.

My sinuses, my sinuses!
Run like a leaky hose
Do I have a snot - tank down to my toes?

If doggy could fly - I insist
So could I, we'd have
A stroll in the sky!
But he is friends with --

My cat! My cat!
She eats so much she's very fat!
It's not kittens in her tummy
Just whatever she thinks is yummy!
She shares my donuts, p.b.j., and buttered taters
With me, Tis true!
"If it's daddys it has to be good."
Her motto is, and demands to go out
When her pal the dog
Goes out too!
What the other animals think, I haven't a clue
But pet hi-jinks and play
Makes me glad not mad.