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Comedy Excuses |
1) You only tell me once and you expect me to remember? 2) I was just doing it until you showed up. 3) It’s not part of my job description. 4) I can’t do what you want. I have a conscience. 5) I don't use excuses all the time. I only use them whenever you appear. 6) I don’t care. 7) I would have, could have, should have. 8) I don’t know how to do my job. I’ve been faking it the whole time. 9) You’re telling me as if it should matter. 10) l have to schedule a meeting with myself. I’ll get back to you. 11) La la la! I’m not listening! 12) I didn’t do it. You’re upset. Did I miss anything? 13) Well, the company is still standing so I think you should relax. 14) You called me for this? 15) Should I resign? 16) I’m taking it that this is not a good thing? 17) I was bored with it so I found something else to do. 18) I’m challenging your authority. 19) I am so sorry. I will write 100 times “I will ......” 20) That’s what I meant to do. Now I remember! 21) I knew that something like this would not escape those sharp eyes. 22) Whatever pet I have ate it. 23) I was just bringing it to you and I tripped. It fell into the shredder. 24) And your point is? 25) I take it that this is not a social call. |