Sat on a box

Fuck a duck
I ain't havin' much luck

He still ain't back
This idea was wack

I'm just sat on a box
This guys sly as a fox

The irony of a rainbow
In the sky so low

I'll never see the end of that
Even with a leprechaun's hat

I'm sat on a box by the side of a road
Waiting for the bloody slimy toad

Why oh why am I here
I could really down a beer

Four hours its been now
I could really eat a cow

He'll turn up and gloat
You watch, the filthy goat

I'm feeling quite hurt
Reckon he's with Burt

Maybe I could just walk
I'd end up lying I chalk

Think I'll stay under the rainbow
And pray hard for my halo