My Akward GuineaPig

The Pig

-"Why hello there little pig, how are you today?"
-"Squeek."
-"Oh, I knew you were going to say that!"
-"Squeek."
-"Well, I always know what your going to say, because all you do is 'squeak,' it's quite obvious."
-"Squeek."
-"Well it's not my fault you're just a pig!"
-"Squeek."
-"Well I can't help you with that."
-"Squeek... ... ...Squeek"
-"Oh well thank you for asking, my day was just fine, not that bad, but not that good."
-"Squeek"
-"Well then let me go get you some foods for you to eat."
---5 minutes later---
-"There we go!"
-"Squeek"
-"Well I had to find the stuff, you always move it."
-"Squeek"
-"Well I don't care if you feel that way, atleast you got your food."
-"Squeek"
---One Day Later---
-"Oh my god! Squeeky! What happened to you???"
-"Squeeeeeeeeeeek"
-"Well thats kind of your fault."
-"Squeek."
-"No it doesn't make your butt look big, its always looked big."
-"Squeeek!"
-"Well its true."
-"Squeek"
-"Then stop eating so much food, I always told you it goes right to your sides."