My Motherly GuineaPig

-"Hey Squ-Squeeky! You had babies! Why didn't you tell me??"
-"Squeek"
-"...Its my fault all along...if only I didn't feed you so much, it wouldn't of happened"
-"Squeek"
-"But.. But no, you're the one who ate the food in the first place!"
-"Squeek Squeek Squeek"
-"Who in their right mind would take a Guinea Pig there?!"
-"Squeek."
-"Good point.... but anyways, who's the father?"
-"Sq-Squeeeeek"
-"Thats what I thought, but in some weird way, I guess I could be the foster dad parent person-to-guinea-pig"
-"Squeek?"
-"Uh...I guess"
-"Squeek! ?"
-"No! None of that, Im only the dad who 'adopted' them."
-"Squeek..."
---One week later---
-"Hey Squeeky, wheres the uh, babby pigs at?"
-"Squeek"
-"Oh, well potassium"
-"Squeek"
-"Oh well the symbol for potassium on the periodic table is K, so."
-"Squeek"
-"Well I don't care, I can be as much of a nerd as I want too!"
-"Squeek"
-"Well its not even really being a nerd, its just being smart! >:D"