The Static Zone Introduction

Imagine if you will, a new dawn in productivity.  Where technological consolidation empowers the individual to reach new heights.  Where streamlined devices maximize efficiency. 

A new tool has been forged from the fragmented markets of modern technology.  It is called the Surface Pro, and its capabilities in the workplace and beyond may render all other devices obsolete.

I implore you… heed this warning, lest you succumb to… The Static Zone