Turtle Fray

Way back when planet Earth was making her way,
there came a creature who put placid away.
It’s Turtle Fray,
gosh darn Turtle Fray.
It’s right for a poke,
it arouses good folk,
it’s Turtle Fray.

Some superstitions will make peace with the day.
They bring a smile for in truth they’re okay,
‘cept Turtle Fray,
gosh darn Turtle Fray.
It inspires a mob,
it does a very good job,
it’s Turtle Fray.

No matter where the Turtle happens to stay,
because of him there’ll always be hell to pay.
It’s Turtle Fray,
gosh darn Turtle Fray.
It craves push and shove,
it stands opposed to the dove,
it’s Turtle Fray.

21 Lines
Writer’s Cramp
February 3, 2014