If I Died Tonight

If I Died Tonight

If I died tonight; feign the fright.
I would only ask for one more day,
And use that time to say:

Those of you who knew me well,
Know I may end up in hell.

If that be me fate; dear friends don't hate.
Cause at least this fucker will be one day late.

I get there tomorrow, and my peeps you know,
Once there, I'll make bitch ass Satan my Ho.
I'll turn that nigga out cause my pimp hand is strong,
I'll make him wear a dress and hav'em singin my song.

It's a tune about climbin to heaven on a golden rope,
Crashin through the gate and bitch slappin the Pope.

Next roust the locals and get them to sing,
Then melt the streets of gold to make me some bling.

Take the hand of God and ask him why,
Long ago this Archangel had to die,
Got dewinged and thrown from the sky.

Now look what you did the whole place is ablaze
You knew he'd come back with hell to raise.
For the first time in eternity God had fear in his eyes,
Watchin as everything he created burns and dies.

So you see I have no fear of death,
I really look forward to my last breath.
Cause that's the day I start the rebellion
None of you knew I was this fucked up hellion
I'll be the nastiest, most vile rebel
And assume my rightful place as the Devil.