Is there intelligent design ? |
"It is with great humility that I try to remove the vale of prehistory .." Muzzy cleared his throat. The audience was hushed as Richard Dawkins walked across the stage and sat in a French chair opposite Muzzy. "My learned guest Richard Dawkins." Muzzy stated and the audience applauded . Muzzy sipped some water , " Richard may I call you Dick ?" " No. " Dr. Dawkins replied with a smirk. " Science is only as good as its scientists. Correct ? " Muzzy pressed on. " Yes , of course that's why we have experiments to test our theories. I'm not sure what your credentials are ? Do you have a degree ? " Dr. Dawkins cheeks appeared to be flushed as he raised his bushy white eye brows. " I am a thinking man. How many times have fossils been incorrectly identified? Was there a dinosaur in the British Museum that had the wrong head ? " Muzzy gave a toothy smile at Dr. Dawkins. " Yes. All of these mistakes were corrected by anthropologists. This is the scientific method of testing and retesting theories. Where are we going with this ? " Dr. Dawkins answered tersely .. " Well , is it possible that Sasquatch sightings are actually Neanderthal sightings ? Perhaps , some Neanderthals survived into our century .. " Muzzy spoke with a deep intensity . Richard Dawkins squirmed in his chair and leaned forward toward Muzzy : " Your an idiot. " The audience broke out in laughter and applause . Muzzy smiled : " Every theory must be tested. Correct? " At that moment a very hairy naked woman walked across the stage and sat between Muzzy and Dr. Dawkins. " This is absurd. This is clearly a woman. " the doctor took a sip of his bottled water. " Oh? Note the heavy forehead and thick head of hair and hairy legs , arms and chest. Are these the features of a Neanderthal ? " Muzzy replied and received a polite applause. " Don't applaud that . This is ridiculous . . She does have rustic features , but the Neanderthal had a heavier skeleton and superior strength . ." Before the doctor could finish his sentence the woman had picked him up in the air with a hand firmly gripped to the leg of his chair. The audience cheered . " Put me down ! This is a circus ! " Dr. Dawkins shouted something obscene and stomped off the stage. Muzzy smiled at the hairy naked woman , " Kai . Please introduce yourself. " " I am from a tribe of Sasquatch .. We are gentle and wish to live in peace with you. We live in the places too wild for you , but now your cities are taking these places .. Let us have the swamps and snow mountains .. We will not be noticed . " Kai speech brought cheers . She raised her arms and her children ran to her side her husband lumbered out to stand beside her with a roar. " So , it would seem science needs to be amended again. " Muzzy smirked. <?> |