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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Adult · #2018203
A personal observation during our volunteering efforts
When cleaning up the cats

at the pet store

my wife said hey

you're out of paper towels

the manager

in her squirrely, ratshit voice

said

how many are you guys using

in fake shock

and in fake dismay

because she forgot to order them

what a cunt

she is
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