EVIL TIE!

'So I went to the store I saw the coolest red tie! And I Was like "nothing can go wrong today!" The tie had and evil smirk. I looked at it the smirk went away! "HEY YOU!" yelled my friend Deyton. "I think my tie is evil." I whispered. "I HEARD THAT!!!" yelled a voice. "Who said that?" asked Deyton "I think it was my ....TIE!" I untied my tie. My tie grew bigger and bigger and bigger! "WERE ALL GONNA DIE!" said a citizen. I knew its weakness the washer! Of course! The tie is dry clean only! I sprayed it with my hose. Deyton got the washer and I washed him in the washer! He turned normal again! But I sold him anyway. THE END!