PRACTICALLY USELESS CHATTER

There are a great many things I want to write, and write about, but for now my main focus is on writing my long-overdue book, which is destined to become the most masterful best-seller of the century. (I'm really excited about it, and can hardly wait to read it!)

I should point out that the century I've referred to is the one we are currently experiencing. As of now I believe the odds are in my favor, considering I still have more than 80 years to finish it (including time off for good behavior and bathroom breaks, and recovery from a string of unsavory dental surgeries).

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