A sonnet about my one true love ;) |
A Valentine's Day Tragedy My sweetheart stuns in sizes large and small and sultry shapes that tempt me into sin. With skin so smooth, I can't resist at all, so soft and sweet that every bite's a win. It's strange there's folks who cannot fathom why a cocoa treat became my most beloved. Its rich and creamy taste ensures I fly so high I reach those pearly gates above. But on the ghastly day I dread the most (although the shop displays are always great) the social pressure builds from coast to coast to take a step I hate to contemplate. Oh, Valentine's is such a tragic day; that's when I'm forced to give my love away. 14 lines "Comedy Newsletter (February 17, 2021)" |