Ultimate Showdown

Old godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly batman burst from the shadows
And hit godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got busted and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by shaq
It was him who opened up a can of shaq fu
When Eric Carter came out of the blue
He started beating up Squeal o Neil
When they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before he could make It back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln came out of the grave
Pulled an AK 47 from under his hat
Blew batman away with a ratatatat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Cuz Optimus prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite outta Optimus prime like scruff mcgruff took a bite outta crime
Then shaq came back covered in a tire track
And Jackie chan came and landed on his back
And batman was dizzy and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
Cuz batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie chan blocked it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus prime but collided in the air and the both got hit by a care bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate
Angels sing out in a mericulous chorus
Down from the heavens....descended chuck norris....who delivered a kick...which could shatter bones....into the crotch of Indiana jones....who fell onto the ground....crying in pain...as batman changed back...

Into Bruce wayne...but chuck saw through his clever desiguse....and crushed batman's head in between his thighs
then gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, and monte holy grails black night, and muosolinie, and the blue meanie, cowboy curtis, and johnbe the genie, the robocop, the terminater, Captain kirk, darth vader, lopez, superman, every single power ranger, theoles cresti and Theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan came outa nowhere lighting fast and they kicked chuck norris and his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking at a total awe
The fire raged for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdowwwwwn....of ultimate destiny