Cramp prompt. Why were you late for work again? |
Dear Boss, don't you see How unfair it is to fire me? I know that I am late, But hear me out, please, wait! So, this morning, I got dressed At 7 AM -- are you impressed? I breakfasted by seven thirty Please listen - don't get shirty! Then I went to the garage I'm getting to it, stop your barrage! I took my car in to the drive And heard a hum .. bees in a hive? But you know, it wasn't bees! There was a UFO, among the trees! And little green men, they clambered out And all of them began to shout: "Earthling! Do not drive this car! We'll stop you from going far! We need your rear right window To fix into our UFO "Ours has come loose Attacked by Farmer Brown's goose. We'll never visit that farm again Phew! Geese really cause pain!" Well, you know Earth's policy Is inter-galactic diplomacy. The process was awfully slow But I gave them my rear-window. Then, I was driving off When, with a polite cough One of them informed me That I was no longer free. "The first thing, you'll inform Those cops of yours, in uniform And they'll be after us By plane and train and bus." I pressed the pedal real quick And leaned on the gear stick But, to evade those green men I took the long way, via route ten! |