The Lonely Bear

If Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Why did Fuzzy have no hair?
Had Fuzzy hair upon his chin,
Or was he truly smooth of skin ?
Did Gillette or Bic do the trick,
Or was his missing fur too thick?
When naked Fuzzy did appear,
Did people run and hide in fear?
Whilst showing off his ursine form,
Just how did Fuzzy stay so warm?
In a terrible mess indeed was he,
Laid bare for all the world to see.
Along the lonely streets he strode,
Never with others and always alone. So Fuzzy Wuzzy did hide his shame,
Yet never could he escape his name.