Tales of the Land Pirates

Telling tales of Land Pirates
Sitting at the bar
Scooters rust, collectin' dust
While they drive here in their cars

Telling tales of Land Pirates
The miles they have ridden
Adventures out of story Books
Who do they think they're kiddin'

Telling tales of Land Pirates
The parties they have seen
The booze, the drugs, the girls, the thugs
Sure make a fella' mean

Tellin' tales of Land Pirates
As I'm headed across the floor
Because you see my Iron Steed
Waits outside the door

Tellin' tales of Land Pirates
While puttin' down the road
Without a care wind through my hair
A lovely lady as my load

Tellin' tales of Land Pirates
As they slobber on the bar
Life's so rough but they're so tough
Riding in their cars
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