Sails Conference

Last week I went to a trade show in Philly
For me and my fellow brethren in sales
Now you'll probably find this quite silly
As this trip ended up a bit off the rails
It was about something else, really
It was a wholly different kind of sails
Rather than gross market shares and bank notes
I was at a show about water and boats


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Words: 66 / Lines: 8
Form: Ottava Rima  
Written for: "The Writer's Cramp"  and "I Write in 2019" 
Prompt: I’m at a conference today, so what happens when your character goes to the wrong place and wrong conference?