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A short Loch Ness Monster poem! |
"Are you real, Mr Loch Ness Monster?" Visiting the Nessie's Lair was a curious sailor that went here for a dare, she tossed some bacon into the lake water in hopes the Nessie would care. "What is this?" A loud voice thundered through the cavern and gave the sailor a fright, she was now scared the Nessie would also give her a bite. "Oh no, have I upset you, Mr Loch Ness Monster?" The woman asked with tears now forming in her eyes, a quivering voice developing as the beast proceeded to rise. "You have got it all wrong, I am a vegetarian!" The Nessie answered in a cheerful tone, rising its long neck from the water and returning the bacon with a stone. "A vegetarian? But you live in the water with the fishes!" She was so confused and removed the bacon from her hair, even the Nessie's appearance gave her a scare. "Not everyone eats each other down here!" The Nessie claimed as it snorted, he was no monster... the sailor found him very big hearted! |