Customer Service Blues

It's 6:00 a.m. and I'm here at work.

The customers are already acting crazy, the

next level is berserk.

They always want extra discounts, on items already marked

down.

You better not try to inform them of store policy, holy shit, now

they are really about clown.


It's way too early for this mess, I cannot make this up.


Who the hell gets out of bed at 6:00 a.m. to argue about a buck?


To all my customer service representives, godspeed and good damn luck.