Brony in the Bronx

WAYDE: I cannot believe this, brony pedophiles I mean why?

DILLON: why not, I think it is an understatement.

WAYDE: and how is that?

DILLON: autistic brony pedophiles.

Ian and Dillon exchange high-fives.

WAYDE: we are not autistic or pedophiles

IAN: when you say we, do you mean the LGBT community

Wayde gets up and storms out.

Ah come on wayde, it is not our fault they were born wrong.

DILLON: First, it’s “I Don’t Fricken Care Bears”, now it’s “My Little Pedophile”. What is next? “Straight outta the closet” starring wayde.

Wayde comes back.

WAYDE: When you mess with the herd, you get the stampede.

Dillon and Ian look at each other.

IAN: it is somewhat cold in here… could you get me a jacket when you come out of the closet?

Wayde slams the door as Dillon and Ian holler with laughter.