Fire emblem gals:chapter 1

”Oh, um, is this thing on? I don’t really know how to use a computer, so...sorry if my writing is a bit rubbish. I assume it’s not much different from a typewriter? Not like it’s from my time period. Anyways, hello! My name is Meriom, and I am here because some mage has a tome constantly pointed at me and swears she’ll turn me into a wyrm if I don’t. Anyways, I-“

”Oh, sorry, mermer, but may I say a few words first? Wait, no? But I really want to make a good first impression! My name is Tiki, and I’m very very good at maths. I’m a divine dragon! What does that mean, it means I sorta...um...nevermind. Just take this back, mermer”

“Wait wait wait, shouldn’t I get a turn?! I have so many things I want to tell whoever’s reading this! Hiya, my name’s lissa. I’m a princess, but that doesn’t mean you should think I’m delicate. Not at all! Y’know, I really don’t like this thing, it’s kind of hard to use. If you’re reading this at 3 am, you better get some sleep, unless you work the night shift, then if you’re reading this at 3 pm-“

“We get it miss lissa, but could I pretty please get a turn? I’m corrin, well, one of many apparently! Since I’ve got here I’ve met so many more! Well, like, 4 more, but they’re all so nice ^w^! Oh, yes, I found out about these neat little things called ‘emoticons’! They’re super fun to use •w•”

“I...am lucina, a warrior from the future. I have come back to ensure that my future will never occur, but now I’m sort of...stuck here. Anyways, I can’t believe how technology from other worlds work like this. It’s rather amazing. I don’t plan on writing more than I have to, however...”

“FINALLY MY TURN AGAIN YOU COMPUTER HOGGERS-ahem, sorry, sorry, I didn’t really have a mother to teach me manners. Anyways, I am a 14 year old girl with a passion for tea brewing. I also am a guardian of the world tree, but that’s not much more interesting than what most people here can say. My hair is a rather vivid red, with some blonde bits that I can’t really explain, I just have them, and rather nice dark magenta eyes(they’re also weird). I have lots of freckles too. The only thing I nearly lov-I mean like as much as Yggdrasil, is my girl-I mean my best friend Veronia. We do almost everything together, except the embarrassing stuff. My height is 142 centimeters and my weight is 44.452 kilograms. Anyways, I hope you enjoy our little gathering.(Help me)”