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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #2234579

Detailing a Black Widow.

         
Husband number one,
"Drink your tea, dear"
"Tea's queer"
That brings me to;

Husband number two,
Slash slash slash,
His body wasn't hard to stash,
Now you see;

Husband number three,
Electrocuted at lunch,
In the middle of a crunch,
There are more;

Husband number four,
Suffocated at night, using a pillow,
Natural causes, doctor said, nice fellow,
Now he isn't alive;

Husband number five,
Hammer to his spine,
It felt divine,
I have my tricks;

Husband number six,
A spanner to his jugular,
Said it was a burglar,
That is all thus far.

                   



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