☮ The Grum Of Grums says "Zounds, you read Penthouse? That's like, I only get Playboy for the articles." Dad says "As a matter of fact, I did read Penthouse for the articles. Only after very carefully inspecting the pictorials. Usually for long periods of time!" Just a Penguin says "By the way, did you know my daughter's father subscribed to Penthouse years ago? Did you know that I looked at it when he wasn't home?" Dad says "Carefully explain to me if you compared yourself to the models. Even I realized that photography tricks and makeup make up some of the fantasy they sell. Approximately 118% of the guy mastur... looking at the pictures couldn't possibly care less" Just a Penguin says "Did you know I was in great shape back then? Did you also know I didn't pay attention to their faces much either?" Just a Penguin says "Everyone seems to have dropped off the face of the earth." Dad says "Forsooth, (I must start reading Shakespeare!) Forsooth, I had no follow up!" Just a Penguin says "Good grief, man. Get it together!" Dad says "Hannelore Schmidt, a world-famous German neurologist, also made appearances at the local biergarten singing World War II Torch Songs." Amethyst Angel 💐 says "I’m wondering why this was sponsored on my sidebar " Dad says "Just so you know, Amethyst Snow Angel, I think someone might have used the universal reason: Because I can." Charles Nasby says "Keep using that reason and you'll end up in jail: it works for too much." Dad says "Lucky for me, I knew that. A little thing called the Nuremburg Trials proved that beyond any doubt." Amethyst Angel 💐 says "My goodness, here I am again! "Because I can" is haunting me as a line from "Virus" ..." Rowan Oakenscale says "New story idea! I will make a story about some lines! That's it. That's all it is. No climax, just a straight up line (see what I did there?)." AnPic says "Oh, that sounds...interesting, to say the least." Dad says "Perhaps we could make it a Seinfeld episode!" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Quite amusing! Dare I end up here again? I've added it to my favorites!" Dad says "Rather pleased you have. This is a fun I/O, and months can go by between posts. P'raps with more attention, we can have some fun here!" Rowan Oakenscale says "So have I! Did I mention that there are a lot of messages here?" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Time will tell if it will take off... How many linss are allowed? We're up to 95..." Dad says "Up to 100 lines, I think is what Pengy set it at." Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Very well... " Rowan Oakenscale says "Well, we only have one more to go!" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "‘Xactly… ain’t it exciting " Rowan Oakenscale says "Y'all! We got 101! We made it! " Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Zero tricks... All fun 😊" Dad says ""All fun," sighed Archie Ambrosio. "All fun indeed. All fun and games until so e smart ass realizes that my initial and Alcoholics Anonymous are the same. Then, when your girlfriend customizes a t shirt with your initials, spread the word she's a lush."" JL Richter says ""But Archie ... you told Betty and Veronica it was Tropical Punch Kool-Aid! You lied?"" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Cause and effect, hon… y’all gotta put up with it " JL Richter says "Damn! Well, there goes the neighborhood. *shrugs*" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Egads... What's this place coming to?" JL Richter says "Five story walk ups, corporate offices above our favorite restaurants, and tent cities down the street." Dad says ""Get a grip, gang!" Archie sighed. "It was just Kool Aid. There was no booze in it. At least, I did put any booze in it. You might wanna ask Reggie. He's a real scoundrel. As for the urban blight, how the hell should I know? I'm just a high school kid?"" JL Richter says "High school?! Oh geeze ... I'm getting old." Amethyst Angel 💐 says "I’m not concerned… high school is old school " JL Richter says "Just saying, high school was ... twenty plus years ago?" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Know what? You must be older than I " JL Richter says "Like that's supposed to make me feel better? LOL. But being in my 40's isn't all bad. My kids are grown, I'm a grandmother now, and I can dedicate my life to my Muse. Maybe She{/} knows what Archie and/or Reggie put in the kool-aid!?" Dad says "Me? I graduated from high school more than 45 years ago. As for Archie and Betty and Veronica and Reggie and Jughead, they've been in high school for better than 70 years." JL Richter says "Now I feel bad, sorry Dad. And ... aren't Archie and the gang still in high school, even in the new gen?" Dad says "Only thing I can say is I haven't seen anything in the Archie's world since before I. Was in high school, but I seem to think that I understood they were in high school in the drama Riverdale. But I've been wrong before." Rowan Oakenscale says "Pondering here if y'all are talking about the Archie I am thinking of, or a different one." JL Richter says "Question of the day: is Archie and Co in high school in the tv series Riverdale? Query: do we really care? " Kåre เลียม Enga says "High school was a nightmare. That was 55 years ago... I say that to remind myself that I've run faster than most, but I cannot outrun the ghosts. " JL Richter says "Run baby run! BOO!" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Shucks, Kare, you messed it up I expect better from ya." JL Richter says "To expect, or not to expect ... is that even a question?" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Upon further consideration, I digress into a discussion of seashells by the seashore 🐚" JL Richter says "Very pretty pearls found in a shell, given to a girl who made my life hell ... o, gorgeous!" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Whee, only three more letters Have you heard of the XYZ Affair?" Dad says "X-rays and DNA testing of Messieurs X, Y, and Z's remains proved inconclusive in determining their identities." Dad says "Ya think this'll get rid of the italics?" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Zooks, I just noticed them this minute {/I}" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Alrighty, let's see..." Amethyst Angel 💐 says "By golly, I'll get them out for us " Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Close italics and trying again... " Amethyst Angel 💐 says "D'oh, I give up. Ask Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 , he's a WML whiz..." Rowan Oakenscale says "Enlightened to be here, aren't we? I sure am!" Dad says "For ending the italics, we can wait till the offending line cycles off, or have Pengy delete the offending line. But will Pengy ever show up? Ah, there's the rub!" Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "Gee... well, I can't fix it with this message, but I can in the next." Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "Happy to help. " Amethyst Angel 💐 says "I'm amazed at your skills. Thanks, Charles " Dad says "Just exactly what did you do? " Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Kinda what I wanted to ask as well " Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "{I}Like this{/i}{/i}" Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "Maybe because the italics were posted in another person's message, it doesn't recognize that the single closing bracket is for someone's else ML, which is why you could see Amethyst's {/i} at the end of her message." Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "Now, when you create a new message, add italics yourself, then close it twice, it will recognize that you're still closing your own code. At least, that's what I would assume. I don't actually know what I'm talking about. I tested on a private in&out lol" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Oh, nifty!" Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "Oddly enough, it has something to do with Richter's placing {/} instead of {/i} but it seems to only affect the other messages if it is done in the middle of the message" Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "Proven, for example, here: I'll place the incorrect closing bracket at the end of the message{/}" Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "Quite strangely, this doesn't affect this message now" Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "Realizing that it does in fact alter the message fixing now..." Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "Sorry for spamming" Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "That's all, folks" Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "Uh oh, we have two "O" messages. Do we go to alphabet jail now?" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Very interesting to see playing out " Rowan Oakenscale says "Well, let's keep going, and try to make a new streak!" Dad says "Xcited you were able to solve our problem. Or maybe it was a conundrum. Perhaps a dilemma? Quandary? " Rowan Oakenscale says "Your words are unknown to me. Maybe I should do some more research." Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Zanzibar's official languages are Swahili, Arabic, and English " Allan Charles 🐾 2340534 says "And just like that, I came to fix italics and ended up enjoying this page" Dad says "But it's amazing how things like that cab work out, and Pengy, the founder of our page of fun and games, is nowhere to be seen." Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Certainly, if she ever comes back, she’ll be pleased with how much fun we’re having " Dad says "Do you think she'll return? *sung, extremely off-key as usual while everyone cringes*. Oh where, oh where has our Pengy gone? Oh where oh where can she be? With her ears cut short and her tail held high, oh where oh where can she be? " Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Egads, don’t bring music into the picture, or I’ll be singing all day " Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Fearfully, I’ve been considering singing a sample of something and sending it to ruwth or dogpack saving 4premium+ to share with their premium + membership. Do I dare?" JL Richter says "Forgive me, oh favorite one-liners for my italics mishaps! I'm glad it was resolved!" JL Richter says "Give it a go! What's the worse that can happen?" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Hello, friend! We now have 2 letter F entries… no matter Good advice… the hard part is choosing which song " Dad says ""Islands in the Stream" is a good suggestion. So is "Israelites.". "In Search of the Lost Chord" is a really great album." JL Richter says "Joan Jett is my go-to; even 'Cherry Bomb' from her Runaway days. 'Love Shack' by the B52's is also a fun one" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Kidding, right? I mean, which song that I know and am capable of singing Love Shack sends me running the other way " Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Lo and behold, since you mentioned "cherry bomb," now I've got a line in my head from someone else entirely..." Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Music alert: "hey Mr. Cage Man, let me get a fresh breath/ cherry bomb, headstrong, I could fake my own death..." " Dad says "Nope, not familiar with that one. I'm thinking about John Mellencamp's song "Cherry Bomb.". Knew a woman in college who was the daughter of a former governor of Indiana who knew John Mellencamp's family.." AbbyAG says ""Oh, wow - She must have had plenty of stories to tell, but if her father were the former Governor of Indiana, that would undoubtedly make sense."" Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Polaroid, by (credits for my previous entry)" Dad says "Quite likely I've never heard it. On the other hand, I might have heard it and just don't remember." Amethyst Angel 💐 says "Remembering all the things that have to be done at the end of the month be like " Total Displayed: 100 |